Of Zebras and Cheese

I can't get over how funny it is. Kip played a joke on Meadow, calling in the Paparazzi, but someone got Kip good. Listening in and taping embarrassing things he says is one thing, but posting them online is another. Kip's sooooo mad about it. I wouldn't be whoever that was for a million dollars. Not that I need a million dollars.

I had zebras imported to my island today. They're pretty, and I wanted to pet them, but they tried to bite me. And kick me. I just took some pictures and set 'em loose on the island. They make the weirdest noise, a cross between a bray and a neigh and a laugh.

Oh, and I opened two more presents today. Takahatchi's made me laugh. I'm a descendant of Zeus! I don't need to shave, because I don't grow hair on my chin. Still, it's a cool old-fashioned shaving soap set, and I'll keep it on my sink.

Rico knew just what I wanted. He got me a PSP-3000! I'd been thinking about getting one, but I kept getting distracted. Whenever I'd go to the electronics store, I'd find other things I wanted to buy, and forget to get my PSP. Rico, you are amazing.

I'm still staring at that cheese Fredrica gave me. It's starting to smell really good, and I'm wondering if I should eat it. But whenever I look at it, I think of her. Not that she looks like a parking garage or a slice of weird cake, but it happens. Weird, I don't know why. Maybe I should just eat it.