Monday, July 13, 2009

I Feel Ill

I don't feel very well. I think Rico poisoned me. He told me not to drink from that stream, when he knew, very specifically knew, that the moment he said that, I would drink from that stream. Yes. That's it. And, and we were attacked. Vicious animals, yes, it was a mountain lion. No, two... three of them. They all jumped me, but I held them off. Rico did nothing. Stupid cats--I mean mountain lions. They tore my shirt and shorts! That was expensive casual wear! And then this rabid horse tried to run us down. It didn't have a saddle or bridle or anything! What idiot set wild horses loose on my island?! It was foaming at the mouth and gnashing its teeth at me, I tell you! Rico paid it a carrot to run me down! It came at me right after he fed it.

I'm really not feeling well. My skin is all red... probablly Ricos' faulsts too...at leaest i'''m hoomes... neveeer shouldsa hasvse....fihas;ldkfkn;...........




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