Okay. So the peacocks were a dumb idea. Really stupid. They shriek like a hundred tortured cats every ten minutes, and they spook the zebras. I'm buying two lions and having done with them all. It's either that or gluing their beaks shut. But the zebras blew their last chance the other night when they attacked Fredrica. One was holding her hostage in her car. I ran out, fedora pulled low, and slapped the stupid animal's butt. That got it going.
Fredrica came over and helped me make a dinner, it was delicious. Just thinking about it makes me hungry all over again. Mouth-watering doesn't even begin to describe it. It amazes me how she can make a gourmet dinner with the little food I had. She laughed at my placecard holders, but I thought I should have them out since I haven't had formal company in a while.
I ended up mounting the cheese wedge on the wall. Don't laugh at me. Looking at it gives me warm fuzzy feelings.
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