Monday, July 20, 2009

A Bit of Confusion

Today, I guess I'm only going to write about one of my gifts. I've been looking at this one for a while, and I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's so odd. I smell it, and it smells like cheese. I drop it on the counter, and it sounds like cheese. I touch it, and it feels like cheese. I don't dare taste it yet, because when I look at it, it looks nothing like cheese. It looks like some tiny exotic building made of marble, or a really weird-looking slice of cake. The tag says it's some fancy form of cheese, but I'm still not convinced. Many strange things come out of Fredrica's kitchen, and most aren't what they seem. I should thank her though, it's pretty to look at. But what do I thank her with?

I got it! It looks like a parking garage!

Wait, no, that's not what I was thinking. I was thinking about what to give Fredrica. Let's see... a parking garage? No. That's stupid. It has to be something women like. What do women like? Oh I know! They like to hang things from their ears! I really don't get why, but I know they do! Haha, I got it! These earrings are perfect. I'll send them now. Pfff, parking garage. I must be getting too much sun.

Really though, it does sort of resemble...


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