There Goes the Door...

WHY ARE THERE POLICE ON MY ISLAND???

At least they got rid of the lions, but why are they on my island? I didn’t kidnap Kip, I didn’t! I just can’t find him, my mansion ate him! That sounds like a bad teacher excuse. “My mansion ate my homework.” Except it’s not my homework, it’s my best friend!

I’ve locked the door to my room and I’ve decided not to come out until the police go away. I’ll just curl up with my iDog and play Flogging Molly. If I shut my eyes and plug my ears, maybe they’ll go away.

They’re not going away, they want in. They’re threatening to break down the door and arrest me. They can’t do that! Can they? This is all Rico’s fault. Stupid Rico, got the police involved instead of trying to HELP ME find Kip on my own. Maybe if I give them money they’ll go away. I keep some emergency cash in my Armani Exchange wallet under the… why am I writing this down? That’s stupid. I just keep some emergency cash, that’s all you need to know. Maybe they’ll go away now. Oh crap, there goes the door. It was a really nice one too…