Hold on while I check my OMEGA SEAMASTER PLANET OCEAN to get an exact reading of how much time we have to… oooo shiny, look at the pretty hands go round and round, shiny, pretty… Oh! Sorry there, off destination. Rewind! Checking, checking, checking the OMEGA and YES! We’ve got oh-one-hundred-minutes minus one thousandth of a second before my next daring adventure. So let's make this snappy!
I am Metropolis. Aristotle Metropolis. Celebrity spokesperson for Viva Swag Jet-Setter talking to you from my OneSky GULFSTREAM V where simplicity, flexibility, and peace of mind are tops. Not only that, the whirly turbines go so fast! And the Captain gave me an airplane pin that says ONESKY and I GOT TO SEE IN THE COCKPIT!! But I couldn’t really see too well because a bug smashed against my goggles during my last sky diving expedition. Huh. I don’t know why I’m still wearing my goggles... well anyway doesn’t matter because times up! The Omega beeped! Over and out!
P.S. - My publicist Astrid said I should just blog about stuff and be myself. I usually use a ghost writer to communicate with my public. Pretty good, huh?
14 years ago
